In the WAEC examination of 1900, the following questions were asked and a student answered hilariously below. Compiled by Sani Ahmed Abisoye
He who fights and run away?
He has surrender be that, and fear catches him too.
A rolling stone?
No fit just dey roll, his person that push it.
He who lives in a glass house?
Rich politician he go be.
A stitch in time?
They prevent further tear tear.
Birds of the same feather?
Is the same mother that born them.
One good turn?
Na correct power steering fit do am.
A bird in hand?
What will it be again if not barbeque?And they plenty for Chicken Republic.
Half bread is better than?
Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar.
A journey of a thousand miles?
That’s the person’s problem.Why he no enter car or aeroplane?
He who laughs last?
He get brain problem. Make them examine him, because that’s the beginning of madness
A patient dog?
Na hunger go kill am.
All work and no play?
That’s the problem of bank.
Na revenge go follow be dat.
A fool at forty?
You never see Nigeria own.Our own starts from 50.